id and super-ego

Exhibit A. Ok, I'm the guy thats hiding behind those two women. I think its fair to say that I am a fairly hefty fella. As I was admiring myself in the mirror today, I had a few brief moments of clarity. These moments fell just before and just after that wonderful 3 seconds where my self loathing and my ego collide. I thought, what made you so big and so damn sexy? Well, tonight, I figured it out.


Exhibit B. Reese's Peanut Butter Cup Miniatures. Wanna be like me? Eat a lot of these. As I was eating my way through a bag of these little shits, I had another brief moment of clarity. They aren't THAT good. Why do I eat them then? Because they are individually wrapped and I like a challenge. I mean really, how long can I justify eating these sugary turds? Not a second longer. The peanut butter cup era has come to a close. What now?

...Jim...