Mar 23, 2008

Mar 19, 2008

Wanna know what I hate?

I hate when people try to pop up and scare me. I have a new hero...



...Jim...

Mar 7, 2008

old concept new twist


a little broner never hurt anybody.

1000% yes

is it stupid, awesome, trying to be stupid in order to be awesome, maybe trying to be stupid awesome and not getting all the way back from stupid to be awesome. or maybe.. just maybe its the the first installment of Richards European dance music posts.(making it awesome)

Mar 4, 2008

Rodeo Drive

I'm awesome. Yeah. Bsically I totally own this street. I come here and
people are like "yo, matts in da house" and I'm like "yeah. What of
it?" and everyone is like "damn." Yeah, its like that.

Mar 3, 2008

id and super-ego


Exhibit A. Ok, I'm the guy thats hiding behind those two women. I think its fair to say that I am a fairly hefty fella. As I was admiring myself in the mirror today, I had a few brief moments of clarity. These moments fell just before and just after that wonderful 3 seconds where my self loathing and my ego collide. I thought, what made you so big and so damn sexy? Well, tonight, I figured it out.


Exhibit B. Reese's Peanut Butter Cup Miniatures. Wanna be like me? Eat a lot of these. As I was eating my way through a bag of these little shits, I had another brief moment of clarity. They aren't THAT good. Why do I eat them then? Because they are individually wrapped and I like a challenge. I mean really, how long can I justify eating these sugary turds? Not a second longer. The peanut butter cup era has come to a close. What now?

...Jim...

Mar 2, 2008

Weird Face Richard


I thought I would put a reprieve in between the vacation stuff for a quick clip of Richard making some weird face and waving his hands. It's like a nice little intermission. And its pretty hilarious. What a weird face.

A room with a view!

The view from the Newport pier bar & grill. Pretty awesome..

A Vacations Best Friends!!

California!!

I'm off. On my way to sunny California. Its about damn time for a
vacation. Hell yeah. In & Out Burger every day. As soon as I get a
chance I'll be putting up pics and videos of my awesome time that your not having. Suck it.