Tough Bike

Here is my new frickin bike! This shit is tough as nails. Its a track
fixie and I ride with no brakes, its pretty damn fun. I ride by and
girls clothes just go flying off, its that hot. You think you can
handle this? What about that hot country styled picture? Yeah, didn't
think so.

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Wanna know what I hate?

I hate when people try to pop up and scare me. I have a new hero...



...Jim...

old concept new twist

a little broner never hurt anybody.

1000% yes

is it stupid, awesome, trying to be stupid in order to be awesome, maybe trying to be stupid awesome and not getting all the way back from stupid to be awesome. or maybe.. just maybe its the the first installment of Richards European dance music posts.(making it awesome)

Rodeo Drive

I'm awesome. Yeah. Bsically I totally own this street. I come here and
people are like "yo, matts in da house" and I'm like "yeah. What of
it?" and everyone is like "damn." Yeah, its like that.

id and super-ego

Exhibit A. Ok, I'm the guy thats hiding behind those two women. I think its fair to say that I am a fairly hefty fella. As I was admiring myself in the mirror today, I had a few brief moments of clarity. These moments fell just before and just after that wonderful 3 seconds where my self loathing and my ego collide. I thought, what made you so big and so damn sexy? Well, tonight, I figured it out.


Exhibit B. Reese's Peanut Butter Cup Miniatures. Wanna be like me? Eat a lot of these. As I was eating my way through a bag of these little shits, I had another brief moment of clarity. They aren't THAT good. Why do I eat them then? Because they are individually wrapped and I like a challenge. I mean really, how long can I justify eating these sugary turds? Not a second longer. The peanut butter cup era has come to a close. What now?

...Jim...

Weird Face Richard

I thought I would put a reprieve in between the vacation stuff for a quick clip of Richard making some weird face and waving his hands. It's like a nice little intermission. And its pretty hilarious. What a weird face.

A room with a view!

The view from the Newport pier bar & grill. Pretty awesome..

A Vacations Best Friends!!

California!!

I'm off. On my way to sunny California. Its about damn time for a
vacation. Hell yeah. In & Out Burger every day. As soon as I get a
chance I'll be putting up pics and videos of my awesome time that your not having. Suck it.

Estonian Man Stands Off!!!

This enraged Estonian citizen staged an engaging protest after his favorite soap opera killed off his nephew's character, Vlad, the inbred son of the shoe makers wife. "How could they?" Cried the man, "He was destined for greatness". The mans head eventually fell off and curious onlookers lost interest. The local news later reported that the mans nephew's income was supporting the mans newly acquired heroin habit and the loss of the nephews support made him knifey. "A sad day for all Estonians" was the response of the countries Prime Minister. A sad day indeed.

Aweome!!! What a douche.

Misguided moron sues the wrong guy

Recently in th Spanish news a businessman that hit and killed a 17 year old cyclist is suing the boys parents for the damage the body caused by smashing into his Audi A8. The 2004 accident allegedly caused 20,000 euros of damage to the car.

“I’m also a victim in all of this, you can’t fix the lad’s problems, but you can fix mine,” the businessman told the newspaper, ahead of a January 30 legal decision on his suit.

Well first off, an Audi? Thats a big german turd in my eyes. And secondly, why the hell is he suing the parents? He should be suing the dead body, it was the damn bodies fault for damaging the car in the first place. God, don't blame the gun maker, blame the gun. The parents didn't put that body in the cars way. This guys got it all wrong.

P.S. This story has inspired me to get a law degree. Do they offer that a DeVry?

Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy!

Ok, so here's the deal. This is a video that was made about me. I live a rockstar, disco, indian sort of life. Here's how it goes.

1. Women love me.
2. Then they sing a song about me.
3. I give the women some FIERCE stares that are kinda like visual face slaps
4. Then they call me a coward
5. Then everyone laughs.
6. Then everyone throws stuff.
7. Then I run away.

My life is awesome. Too bad you can't be me. Suckers.

...Jim...

Pucker up...

"Hi, I'm Richard, I'm a mans man. I like hangin with the boys, shooting the breeze. Oh what's that? You've got a bit of hair over your eyes, let me get that. (brushes hair out of eyes and hand lingers a bit, cradling face) I'm a simple man and I have simple pleasures, I like nice walks, doing some dude hand holding, or man spooning. I like sleeping in on on Saturdays, and giving intermittent man smooches during our morning muffin. If I could I would have your man baby. In Richard, man kisser extrordinare.

I print things!!!

So I work at a screenprinting company. We screen print things. Mainly towels, specifically beach towels. Here is our latest creation. 4 color process with 3 spot colors. It looks like you could pull off a bottle and take a big sip. But don't, cause its a Towel and it would taste terrible.

The New Guy!!

Hey look! I've got myself a new recruit for posting weird things on
here. Good thing he's really weird looking. I think he'll fit right
in. He's on his iPhone looking at kittens. He loves his kittens.

Boring boring academy awards!!

This is my unsuspecting girlfriend watching the academy awards and also being posted on the Internet for everyone to see her watching the academy awards. And yes that is a drum machine and yes that is a country living styled couch.

Tough Time

Yeah, this is me right in the midst of blogging. Not only am I blogging but I'm also taking a picture of me blogging, and I'm posting the picture of me blogging on my blog... With my iPhone. Oh yeah, I have, and use an iPhone. God, quit being like that. Jealousy makes you go to hell.

Hot Pants

So, after that first post I got to thinking about Hot pants. More specifically how dudes should never wear Hot Pants. This picture illustrates my point exactly. It looks like his whole ass is a smiling cat face, and that my friend is creepy creepy creepy.

First Post

So... I figured I needed to start this thing off right... and what better way to break the ice than to post an awesome video of a lizard man fighting in slow motion with that Star Trek whats his name. I hope to one day either fight a lizard man or become a lizard man. Either I believe would get the ladies "hot in the pants."